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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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