- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Your mother is average.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Stop procrastinating.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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