- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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