What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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