- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Guess what? Holocaust

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

You have friends

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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