If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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You bumder!

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Why did? Yes

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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