- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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