A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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www.xnxx.com

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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