- Anti Joke

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Whats green? The color green.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

womens rights

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Asians

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.