- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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who is awesome? no one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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