Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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how did the man die he didnt

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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8--------------------- penis

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