What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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