- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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