- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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