- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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