did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Walnut

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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