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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Asians

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

womens rights

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Whats green? The color green.

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