- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Asians

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Whats green? The color green.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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