Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats green? The color green.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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