How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

c-? men, C-men

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Your grandma's cookies.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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