What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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penis

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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