- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

A Pakistani news reader.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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