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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

This is my favorite antijoke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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