- Anti Joke

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!