What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Asians

womens rights

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Whats green? The color green.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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