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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

This joke is the worst joke ever.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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