- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

A chicken walks into a barn.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Chuck norris

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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