- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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