THe Election

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

women's rights

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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