Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Church.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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