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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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