- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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