An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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