I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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I'm hungry.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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smell the vitamin C

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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