What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

An Aisian failed a test

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

No thank you, I don't like violence

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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