How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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anti jokes are for fags

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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