- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

God. God.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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