police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did? Yes

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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