What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Black people

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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