Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

obama's promises

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

heads up!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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