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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

7+5=12

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Water? I hardly know her.

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