- Anti Joke

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Logan's gay

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....