What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

whats polish and black a polish black person

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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