- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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