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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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