Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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