- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Who is John Galt?

What's a joke? Funny

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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