What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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