- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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