- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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