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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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