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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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