Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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69.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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