- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

1+1=2

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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