- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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