- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Misner is a twat.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

THE GAME.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Ebola

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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