what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Your Mother

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

What's 9+10? 19.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Communism hehe xd

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did the

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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