- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Women's rights.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??