Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Your mom is so old she died

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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