- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Who is John Galt?

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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