Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

women sports....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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