knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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