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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Your mother is average.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Stop procrastinating.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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