- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's blue? The sky.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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