- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Continents are large islands.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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