Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

penis haha

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

I? Everett

God. God.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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