What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Caitlyn.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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