A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

An Artic Storm.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

The WNBA

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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