A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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