Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Smelly Indians.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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