What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Where's my tractor?

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Barack Obama.

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