Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Women's Rights.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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