How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Women's rights

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Anti Joke

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