- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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