Not a joke.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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women sports....

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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smell the vitamin C

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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