- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did? Yes

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

You bumder!

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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