What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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