- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Your mom is so nice.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Good afternoon.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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