- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

why was the old man on the ground he fell

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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