- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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