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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

L's I's that took Viagra.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Bark I'm a tree

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Will nearis is here! Get it

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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