How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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The Big Band Theory

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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