- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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