What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

what tall and looks like a jew?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

bryden is a faggot

all jokes aside...

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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