- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

justin littleton being sucessful

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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