Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Your mom is so old she died

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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