- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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