Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

My love life

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

womens rights.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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