why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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