- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Whats white? A fridge

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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