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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

THe Election

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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